今天快船79-98勇士，快船全場僅79分，巴特勒21+5+5，哈登20分&下半場0分。
來看看國外球迷對這另類比賽的花式吐槽：
[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago
No one beats us eight times in a row!
勇士球迷：人不可能連續8次陰溝翻船（快船此前對勇士7連勝）。
[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago
hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team
勇士球迷：有JB，你很難不硬。
[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago
Harden in playoff mode already
球迷：哈登已經開啟季后賽模式。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*
79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol
公牛球迷：2025年了還有球隊全場得79分呢？
[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago
6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that
球迷：三分33投6中的話，想不79都難。
[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago
27 misses isn’t that uncommon
勇士球迷：投丟27個可太罕見了。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago
Yea that would never happen in a playoff game
勇士球迷：對！季后賽更不可能發生了。
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago
Definitely not in a row.
勇士球迷：連續打鐵27個更絕無僅有。
[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago
Not with a team Harden's on for sure
獨行俠球迷：哈登帶隊更不可能這樣。
[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago
And CP3
球迷：保羅（帶隊）也不能吧。
[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago
They literally gave up in the third quarter
勇士球迷：他們真就三節繳槍了。
[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago
It's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol
獨行俠球迷：江山代有才人出，你勇還是勇三瘋。
[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago
all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.
勇士球迷：庫里半場看手機，讀完惡評更牛逼！
[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago
4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet
勇士球迷：全場特么4次罰球，勇士真是太干凈了，宇宙道德模范隊啊。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago
1Q: we are so fucking back
2Q: it’s joever
2nd half: we are so fucking back
勇士球迷：
第一節：感覺一切都回來了！
第二節：完犢子了。
第三節：爺又行了！
[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago
Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors
球迷：夕陽紅快船怎么能跟上朝陽勇士隊呢？
[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.
勇士球迷：雷帝斯and鄉親們，請允許我隆重介紹金州老年團。
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago
Olden State Warriors
勇士球迷：金州老登隊。
[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago
it's the only time where we're the "younger team"、
勇士球迷：真是頭一次遇到比我們還老的隊。
[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago
Clippers can't keep up with these youngins
勇士球迷：快船哪能跟上這群小伙子。
[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago
Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.
森林狼球迷：聯盟讓倆老頭隊晚上8點開賽，這不虐待老人嗎？
[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*
Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.
勇士球迷：萊昂納德得早早上床明早去兼職了，8點開賽不影響人家休息嗎？
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago
When's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?
快船球迷：上次看到得分沒過百卻大勝對面19分是何年？
[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago
Well, it stands to reason that you'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.
...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.
超音速球迷：
嗯……你單節13分輸球，心里還沒點B數嗎？
誒？？這還能贏對面19分，餓滴神啊！
[–]WarriorsPrior-Rooster3232 207 points 5 hours ago
also jimmy has been hitting his threes lately
勇士球迷：吉米-巴特勒最近也開始投三分了呢。
[–]zombizle1 125 points 5 hours ago
sounds like my dating life
球迷：我也開始約會了呢。
[–]Warriorsgostunv 71 points 5 hours ago
ey at least you hittin
勇士球迷：好吧，至少你還在約。
[–]Warriorsquadshock 436 points 4 hours ago
All the young players look improved this year, amazing
勇士球迷：所有年輕人今年都支棱起來了，爽！
[–]Warriorsabsolute_cinema81 245 points 4 hours ago
Kuminga’s passing and effort/hustle plays are noticeably improved
勇士球迷：點名表揚庫明加同學，傳球了，努力了，能打硬仗了。
[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 80 points 4 hours ago
There were some vocal Warriors "fans" who insisted "CTEve Kerr" is a fraud who can't develop talent. They would reply to this post if they weren't busy ordering Kuminga jerseys off Temu right now.
勇士球迷：那些所謂“真”球迷一直說史蒂夫-科爾不會培養新人，他們沒忙著買喬納森-庫明加球衣的話，應該會來這回帖吧。
[–]WarriorschaiTkovsky 191 points 5 hours ago
This is the absolute best way the Kuminga situation could’ve gone. From the low point in July to now is an insane turnaround
勇士球迷：和7月底時相比，庫明加表現簡直天差地別呀。
[–]San Francisco Warriorscolormechameleon 447 points 6 hours ago
That’s a small step for Quinten Post (+34), and a large leap for Jonathan Kuminga and the Warriors.
勇士球迷：（正負值+34）對昆滕-波斯特來說是一小步，對庫明加和勇士來說是一大步。
[–]WarriorsKlunko52 207 points 5 hours ago
Finally got someone that can defend Zubac lol
勇士球迷：終于有人能抗祖尼爾了。
[–]nicehax_ 192 points 5 hours ago
i watched zubac post up against post, not get anywhere and throw up the worst airball i've ever seen
do the warriors have a real center now
球迷：祖巴茨在低位背打半天沒挪動，然后投了最爛的籃外空心。勇士終于有真中鋒了。
[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 234 points 6 hours ago
Pretty dominant defensive performance
勇士球迷：防守真是固若金湯呀。
[–]99Sold 163 points 6 hours ago
Clippers assist leader tonight had 2 assists, and it was their rookie center who played 4 mintues of garbage time.
球迷：今天快船助攻王只有2次助攻，還是在垃圾時間只打了4分鐘的新秀中鋒（亞尼克-尼德豪澤）。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
